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Select a "Returns" Comic
May 15, 2009: Some guy returns a fishing pole
May 25, 2009: Some guy returns some chicken
July 27, 2009: Some guy is just gonna bring it back
October 18, 2009: Some associate knows where that's been
November 18, 2009: Some associate needs a return, too
Select a "Customer Complaints" Comic
May 21, 2009: Some guy is mad about the price
May 31, 2009: Some guy won't sign his name
June 5, 2009: Some guy thinks he's the only customer
July 19, 2009: Some guy wants an iced cream bar
July 31, 2009: Some guy complains chronically
August 3, 2009: Some guy complains professionally
August 17, 2009: Some guy should go buy it there
August 21, 2009: Some cat's an impatient customer
August 31, 2009: Some guy must be imagining things
September 18, 2009: Some customer needs tucked shirts
October 14, 2009: Some customer brings retail death
October 16, 2009: Some customer is the reaper
October 23, 2009: Some customer demands time travel
December 7, 2009: Some thief is gonna complain!
December 9, 2009: Some waiter is made of kraft paper
December 30, 2009: Some customer is just gonna buy booze
Select a "Check Out" Comic
May 21, 2009: Some guy is mad about the price
May 29, 2009: Some people are on cell phones
May 31, 2009: Some guy won't sign his name
June 8, 2009: Some guy wants a carry out
June 10, 2009: Some guy has a bad coupon
June 12, 2009: Some lady wants a huge bag
June 15, 2009: Some lady only carries hundreds
July 24, 2009: Some lady got rejected
June 28, 2009: Some guy can't swipe his card
July 3, 2009: Some lady needs a penny
July 17, 2009: Some guy needs a bag
August 26, 2009: Some customer needs a check card
September 4, 2009: Some customers are undead
October 12, 2009: Some retailers are fearless
October 26, 2009: Some demons got nothin'
November 9, 2009: Some customers want 2 too many
November 16, 2009: Some customers don't need credit
December 2, 2009: Some customer wants a bad deal
December 28, 2009: Some Bruce Willises are ghosts
Select an "Employment" Comic
May 27, 2009: Some guy wants a job
July 6, 2009: Some guy gets a bad offer
July 13, 2009: Some associate is named Rob
July 15, 2009: Some manager tosses all suggestions
July 22, 2009: Some associate must be new
August 7, 2009: Some associates visit the horde
August 12, 2009: Some associate is in Fort Baler
August 24, 2009: Some associate isn't gonna clean that
August 28, 2009: Some customer is a stalker
September 2, 2009: Some manager is contradictory
September 11, 2009: Some zombies must wait till 8
September 14, 2009: Some associate redefines "store use"
September 21, 2009: Some corporate dude needs a raise
September 25, 2009: Some associate needs hours
September 28, 2009: Some jobs are easyier than others
October 7, 2009: Some bosses don't know about "work"
October 9, 2009: All associates get two shirts
October 26, 2009: Some associates get free
November 2, 2009: Some associates get cost-cut
November 20, 2009: Some manager gets lemonade
November 23, 2009: Some store meetings are superfluous
November 25, 2009: Some customers are sym-pathetic
November 30, 2009: Some associate can't face the music
December 16, 2009: Some employee must have heard that wrong
December 19, 2009: Some customer decks them halls
December 21, 2009: Some customer needs phone lessons
January 6, 2010: Some customer better not come back
January 11, 2010: Some store is frozen in ice
January 13, 2010: Some store is now on fire
January 13, 2010: Some corporate execs had an evil plan
Select a "Store Navigation" Comic
May 18, 2009: Some guy can't figure out the door
May 23, 2009: Some lady can't find the checkout
August 10, 2009: Some lady's car is on fire
September 9, 2009: Some zombie needs brains
October 21, 2009: Some customer is trapped forever
November 13, 2009: Some aisle is really crowded
December 4, 2009: Some customer must never know...
Select a "The Floor" Comic
June 1, 2009: Some lady's car is too small for the TV
June 5, 2009: Some guy thinks he's the only customer
June 8, 2009: Some guy wants a carry out
July 1, 2009: Some guys make a deposit
July 29, 2009: Some lady has GOT to shop
August 5, 2009: Some customer needs her car
August 14, 2009: Some guy wants way too much pants
August 19, 2009: Some truck's got too much stuff
September 7, 2009: Some zombie demand good service
September 16, 2009: Some guy is mad that they're out
September 30, 2009: Some associate is not a CD expert
October 2, 2009: Some thief gets bad customer service
October 5, 2009: Some kids like balloons
November 4, 2009: Some terms sound like cereal
November 11, 2009: Some customers need turkeys!
November 11, 2009: Some associate isn't opening the door
December 11, 2009: Some customer wants to haggle
December 14, 2009: Some customer needs less puppy
January 4, 2010: Some customer craves immortal milk
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